We be Chillin’ down in Ravenloft after our Bros got dun convinced into going by the ghost of a dude who didn’t realize he was dun dead till it was too late. Yah get me so far?
-Beginning of long summary
After a long chase. Our crew found themselves in a roman occupied town being mugged. However, not being the type of people to stand for such things, our group swiftly dispatched the attacking party, something that at the time seemed to be of very little significance.
From there they were engaged by a strange man who was then “blown off” of by self proclaimed group leader “Ashtaad.” (I have no idea how to spell that name).
After a Goblin overhears Gleadwine talking, he cuts the conversation short and asks Gleadwine a lot of seemingly random assortment of questions about his belief system. Gleadwine answered and unwittingly welcomes more chaos for our crew.
The Goblins take our crew to their underground tunnel system and appoint them religious leaders. While there Gleadwine is offered five female goblin sex workers who he courteously declines (again in typical Gleadwine fashion, accidentally gaining a new admirer: “Flowers”).
Feeling that things are safe, the females of the crew take a shared bath (offered by the goblins). It is while Gleadwine is sitting outside waiting for them to finish, he learns that this particular set of goblins finds a new religious leader every week and then dispatches them by the end of the week.
Acting on pure impulse as always, Gleadwine crashes into the bathing room and picks up everyone from his crew. He the proceeds to carry everyone (all very wet, naked and confused) at top speed, out of the goblin tunnel system. Not a single goblin put up a fight due to the irregular behavior exhibited by Gleadwine (it is not custom to run around with naked, wet women in your arms and a naked goblin on your back).
From there Gleadwine blindly runs through the town and stumbles into a bath house. From there the group is attacked (now all naked) by the gang the muggers had previously belonged to. After a very bloody battle the group gains a new addition (Gregor the Gay Orc) and Gleadwine is slightly traumatized from killing an “innocent” bath worker (Olga).
Leaving the bathhouse in a hurry, they happen upon the strange man from earlier and decide to act on his request for them to visit his town to “help.”